How 'bout we play a game of tug? Let's start with this football. Grab the end of the rope. How about we play with the duck? I'll throw it and you try to catch it, okay?
It sure can be tiring to play with an imaginary friend.
Do you sometimes feel the need to find a quiet spot to rest and hide? I do. Though mom still manages to track me down. Mom gets suspicious and she'll check if I'm tearing up paper or playing with shoes or socks. I probably need to put a do not disturb or privacy please sign. Oops, I'm busted, my nail marks can be seen at the back of the couch.
I like to squeeze myself between the trash bin and scanner.